Japanese banking crisis

Bad news from Asia this afternoon as Japanese banks are the latest hit …

• Origami Bank has folded
• Sumitomo Bank has gone belly-up
• Karaoke bank goes for a song
• Bonsai Bank cuts its branches
• Shares in Kamikaze Bank suspended after they nosedive
• Samurai Bank soldiers on following sharp cutbacks
• Ninja Bank takes a hit, but remains in the black
• Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank get the chop
• Analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it’s feared that staff may get a raw deal

well there's gotta be some laughs from all this dreary happenings :)