Japanese banking crisis

Bad news from Asia this afternoon as Japanese banks are the latest hit …

Origami Bank has folded
Sumitomo Bank has gone belly-up
Karaoke bank goes for a song
Bonsai Bank cuts its branches
Shares in Kamikaze Bank suspended after they nosedive
Samurai Bank soldiers on following sharp cutbacks
Ninja Bank takes a hit, but remains in the black
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank get the chop
Analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it’s feared that staff may get a raw deal

well there’s gotta be some laughs from all this dreary happenings 🙂